When we asked him to coordinate the charity bake sale, he couldn't organise a bun fight in a bakery, so we ended up doing all the work ourselves.

When it came to planning the charity gala, Tom couldn't pour water out of a boot, so we had to step in.

They were so hopeless that they couldn't organise an orgy in a brothel, no matter how hard they tried.

I promised I'd attend, but on the day I couldnt make it because my car broke down.

When I heard that the mayor had accidentally locked himself out of City Hall during a ribbon-cutting, you couldn't make it up.

I kept saying coulda, woulda, shoulda, but regrets about what might have been won't fix anything.

I woulda told you sooner, you shoulda listened, and she coulda helped if you'd asked.

Hearing the news, I kept repeating shoulda, woulda, coulda to myself, trapped by all the might-have-beens.

I know I shoulda stayed, I coulda helped, and maybe he woulda listened if I'd spoken up.

I coulda told you, I shoulda listened, and I woulda gone if you'd asked.