When I saw the shattered vase and your guilty expression, I crossed my arms and said, 'I hope you're happy.'

I would rather die than spend an entire weekend organizing my grandmother's attic.

After they announced the promotion and everyone cheered for Tom, I muttered, 'what am I, chopped liver?'

Wearing a homemade cape, the intern burst into the meeting and cheerfully shouted, 'what can I do you for', before handing out stickers labeled 'Official Helper'.

If you believe that supposed miracle cure, I have a bridge to sell you.

I don't have all day, so could you hurry and hand me those documents?

Late at night, he was caught selling push-me-I-push-you from the back of his van.

I can't remember the last time we all sat down together for a proper family dinner.

That free photography workshop sounds amazing—where do I sign up?

At the picnic, the children played a game of I spy with my little eye as they searched the trees for something green.