When explaining evolution at the party, he joked that life goes from goo to you by way of the zoo, and everyone laughed.

If you believe that supposed miracle cure, I have a bridge to sell you.

After visiting my childhood town and finding only a mall where the park used to be, I had to accept that you can't go home again.

As the proverb goes, you can't get something for nothing, so be prepared to work for what you want.

When negotiating the contract, remember that you don't get something for nothing, so be prepared to offer concessions.

When the manager accused him of lying, you could cut the atmosphere with a knife.

At the family Christmas dinner, my grandmother caught my eye and whispered, 'do you know the Bishop of Norwich' when she wanted the bottle of port passed to her.

Late at night, he was caught selling push-me-I-push-you from the back of his van.

For a moment I was speechless when my aunt joked, 'you kiss your grandmother with that mouth,' after he used such foul language at dinner.

When he started swearing, his sister glared and said, 'you kiss your girlfriend with that mouth,' hoping to shame him into stopping.