When editing your novel, you should murder your darlings even if it hurts.

At the networking event I leaned over and quietly asked, 'what is your job,' hoping to find a connection.

The old gentleman, begging your pardon, corrected the clerk's pronunciation.

At the party he whispered, "is there a mouse in your pocket", and everyone burst out laughing.

Calm your titties, team — the deadline was extended by a week.

In creative circles, the proverb kill your heros is often repeated to warn young artists against blind idolization.

Honestly, is your head cold — it's a bit rude to keep your hat on at the dinner table.

If you're unsure what that term means, Google is your friend — try searching for it online before asking someone.

When the new student arrived, I leaned over and whispered 'what is your name', hoping to remember it later.

You’ve been staring out the window for ages — penny for your thoughts?