When he suggested I might move to Antarctica next year, I laughed and said monkeys might fly out of my butt.

thank you for coming to my TED Talk, but seriously, let's focus on solutions.

At the community meeting, after spending the whole weekend helping neighbors, she joked, "my karma ran over your dogma," to underline that actions count more than beliefs.

When teasing started, she shrugged and recited sticks and stones may break my bones with a tired smile.

Slap my ass and call me Sally, we actually closed the deal in one meeting!

She leaned in and whispered, 'you scratch my back and I'll scratch yours,' making it clear she expected a favor in return.

At the neighborhood gathering, my very educated mother just served us nachos and everyone complimented her for the tasty snack.

Every astronomy quiz began with the phrase 'my very educated mother just served us noodles' to help students remember the planets.

During the astronomy club meeting, I used the phrase my very easy method just speeds up naming planets as a quirky mnemonic to help everyone memorize the order of the planets.