My grandmother always said, 'trust your friends, but cut the cards,' warning us to be cautious even with those closest to us.

For a moment I was speechless when my aunt joked, 'you kiss your grandmother with that mouth,' after he used such foul language at dinner.

When he started swearing, his sister glared and said, 'you kiss your girlfriend with that mouth,' hoping to shame him into stopping.

At the music festival, someone obnoxiously shouted, 'get your tits out for the lads', and several people were shocked.

When the agent promised a possible promotion, he reminded me, 'don't get your hopes up,' because nothing was official yet.

After winning the final match, the streamer laughed and typed “all your base are belong to us” into the chat, and everyone erupted in laughter.

If you keep hitting snooze, you'll be late for your own funeral.

If you want to keep your team united, don't shit in your own nest by airing their faults to outsiders.

At the starting line the coach shouted, 'on your mark, get set, go,' and the runners exploded forward.

When his friends asked where he felt settled after years on the road, he smiled and said, 'home is where you hang your hat,' then sat down at the kitchen table to boil water for tea.