So you broke the vase and blamed the cat—tell us another.

The supposedly 'unbreakable' screen protector was useful as a chocolate teapot when my phone shattered.

Surveyors recorded the elevation differences using US survey feet to ensure consistency with historical maps.

The medieval court records listed numerous cestuys que use as parties to the dispute.

Before we begin, can you tell us what steps you'll take to ensure data security?

Leaving my umbrella at home was as much use as a chocolate fireguard during the downpour.

That broken umbrella is as much use as a chocolate teapot.

Don't use a sledgehammer to crack a nut when a calm negotiation can resolve the issue.

At the anniversary dinner, he took her hand and said, 'let us count the ways your love has made me a better person.'

You expect us to believe that? Fine, tell us another one.