Please count all the As on this page.

By midnight the younger guests were all pissed as a newt and falling into the fountain.

During the meeting I gave him a brief look, and he nodded—after all, a nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, so he understood without any more explanation.

He was pissed as a fart at the party last night, barely able to stand.

I reminded myself 'when in Rome, do as the Romans do' as I entered the village square and joined the locals dancing.

Her decorations and manners were American as apple pie, evoking a warm sense of nostalgic comfort.

I missed the bus, but as luck would have it, a friend gave me a ride.

By midnight she was drunk as Chloe, wobbling down the street and laughing at nothing.

Under the current zoning laws, the property owner may erect a fence as of right.

Assembling the new bookshelf was easy as pie, so we finished before lunch.