Sod a dog, I can't believe I left my keys in the car!

He glanced at the pile of paperwork, shrugged, and muttered 'fuck-a-doodle-doo' before leaving the office.

After flirting all night, Mark felt toey as a Roman sandal.

When you visit, just pull up a pew and make yourself at home.

Her gag-a-day comic strip never requires readers to follow a continuing storyline to enjoy each installment.

When deciding whether to buy the new phone, Jenna reminded herself of the old proverb, 'a penny saved is a penny earned,' and put the money into her savings instead.

After two failed attempts to start the engine, I reminded myself of my father's saying 'third time's a charm' and tried once more, finally getting it to run.

After his promotion, Tom was like a bee in clover, enjoying his new life of ease.

lawks a-mercy, I nearly dropped the whole tray!

My grandmother's clock, though a century old, is still sound as a bell.