As your supervisor, I must sometimes tell you, do as I say and not as I do, so that you learn the correct procedures even if I make mistakes.

When people criticize my choices, I often just shrug and say, "I am what I am," because I can't pretend to be someone else.

As a parent, he often told his children, do as I say, not as I do, even while reaching for another cigarette.

When he called me childish, I snapped back, "I know you are but what am I" and the room erupted in laughter.

At the playground, some kids chanted 'I see London, I see France' to tease a boy whose underwear was peeking over his trousers.

This coffee is the best in town, am I right or am I right?

When she teased him with 'I know you are, but what am I', he laughed awkwardly.

When I heard the familiar tune drifting from the old parlour, I dare be bound that Aunt Margaret was humming it again.

After tasting the homemade jam, I do declare it is the best I've ever had.

When she asked why the server crashed, I shrugged and said, fuck if I know.