(Britain, literally) Direct me to the restroom (US) or WC (British).

A movable toilet, particularly a portable outhouse used where other lavatories are unavailable (as at a construction site) or insufficient (as at special events).

present participle of toilet paper

(dated) A dressing table.

A perfumed mixture of water and alcohol somewhat like cologne; eau de toilette. / Used other than figuratively or idiomatically: see toilet, water.

(euphemistic) Scatological or vulgar language intended to be amusing.

A toilet or chamber pot which treats waste in place with chemical disinfectants and deodorizers, as in airplane lavatories.

plural of toilet paper

Third-person singular simple present indicative form of toilet paper

simple past tense and past participle of toilet paper