At the street fair, a vendor sold colorful pope hats decorated with sequins and feathers.

Conspiracy theorists often claim the Black Pope secretly controls international politics.

If you think you can piss the Pope off by shouting in the basilica, you're underestimating how calm he is.

Riding into the pope's living room, she felt the world narrow to a glowing tunnel of water.

She answered the question with a sarcastic grin, saying, 'does the Pope shit in the woods,' to indicate the obviousness of her yes.

His more Catholic than the Pope stance on liturgy often caused tension at parish meetings.