Gag me with a spoon—he actually wore socks with sandals to the party.

Fuck me backwards, I can't believe I missed the concert after waiting in line for hours.

After a long meeting, she kept a stash of pick-me-ups in her desk drawer to brighten her afternoon.

Listen up, fellow-me-lads, tomorrow we set sail at dawn.

The captain pointed to the new recruit and called him a fellow-me-lad, jokingly praising his boldness.

As fellow me lads, we braved the storm and kept the ship afloat.

If you doubt my experience, believe you me, I've been through worse.

When they planned the surprise party, I jokingly told them to include me out because I can't keep a secret.

She pressed a small bunch of forget-me-nots into his hand before he boarded the train.

Please leave me alone and respect my boundaries: stop talking to me, keep your distance, and stop interfering in my life.