Please direct me to a hotel.

(humorous) What can I do for you?

(informal) An expression used to point out that another person's joke or cleverness has been recognised or understood, either to acknowledge its cleverness or alternatively to communicate a lack of amusement.

(colloquial) You are familiar with the situation I am describing; used to establish common ground with the interlocutor

Used to allude to something unsaid or hinted at.

Said to demand a refund for a product or service.

(rhetorical, often humorous or ironic) Used to announce a fact of which the addressee was, or appeared to be, ignorant.

(formal or humorous) A question asked to know the reason for being visited by the interlocutor.

(idiomatic, US) An indirect way of expressing someone is gullible.

Used to say that you want someone to do something faster because you do not have enough time to wait for them to finish