At the wedding, his dad dancing stole the show and had everyone laughing.

As a ballet dad, he always carried a folding chair, spare tights, and a thermos to every evening rehearsal.

That dad-blamed alarm keeps going off every morning.

I stubbed my toe and blurted out, 'dad burn!'

He told a dad joke at the dinner table, and everyone groaned.

When tensions rose, Sarah would dad joke her coworkers until everyone groaned.

My dad tells the worst dad jokes at every family gathering, but somehow everyone laughs anyway.

We booked a surprise brunch for Dad's Day to thank him for everything.

Even though he wore a wetsuit and carried a board, the locals recognized him as a ho-dad for never actually paddling out to surf.

I packed the ho-dads into the toolbox before heading to the cabin.