When the tech startup ran out of funding, half the staff were shit-canned overnight.

Every time a new manager arrives, he shit-cans the old team without warning.

After the storm, the campsite's row of rusted shit-cans smelled terrible, but we still had to use them.

The farmer collected the shit sticks and burned them to clear the field.

When the bathroom ran out of tissues, all I could find in the dispenser was a single shit ticket.

I prayed for rain, and sure as shit it started pouring an hour later.

After the long hike, she had already taken a shit behind a tree because the trail toilets were closed.

He took a shit behind the shed because he couldn't hold it.

Whenever the dog is nervous, he takes a shit on the living room rug.

The farmer complained about the sacks of shit that had been left near the barn.