At dawn the Tom-turd made his rounds, emptying the village privies with a weary but practiced efficiency.

The museum exhibit included a pair of turd cutters once used to manage hog waste on the farm.

During the argument he angrily called him a turd cutter, and the room went silent.

Protesters plastered walls with graffiti that mockingly called the regime the 'Turd Reich'.

At the town hall, someone shouted 'Turd World' to insult developing nations, and the outburst was immediately condemned.

During the parade, a gust of wind scattered a cluster of tumble-turds across the pavement, leaving bystanders shocked and squeamish.

Finding turds in the punchbowl ruined the party for everyone.

At the backyard barbecue, she proudly served a tray of atomic buffalo turd that vanished within minutes.

I tried to fix the outdated interface, but you can't polish a turd — it's time to rebuild from scratch.

He strutted into the meeting like he was the King Shit of Turd Island, barking orders at everyone as if the company revolved around him.