We learned not to leave food out after a wandering fart squirrel sprayed the campsite.

The fart squirrels disrupted the quiet picnic with unexpected noises and embarrassed looks.

I woke up at the sparrow fart to catch the first train.

He said we'd meet at sparrow's fart, so I set my alarm for 4:30 a.m.

He was labeled a fart-knocker after spilling coffee on the CEO's notes.

Don't be a fart knocker; help me carry these boxes.

The city council debated implementing a fart tax to fund odor-control measures in public parks.

At the garage sale, I found a vintage fart box that still made ridiculous noises.

When he proposed recycling the old plan, everyone treated it like a fart in a spacesuit.

Bringing him onto the project turned out to be a fart in an elevator, offering nothing useful and dragging everyone down.