The comedian's joke fell flat when he referred to the character's cooter in front of the family audience.

The numismatist proudly added a rare cooter from the Tudor period to her collection.

After the inspection, the corporal joked about finding a cootie in the back of the bunk.

The kids refused to play with Sam because they joked he had cooties.

Grandma leaned down and whispered, 'cootchie-cootchie-coo', while tickling his toes until he squealed.

The cooty child scratched her neck during class until the teacher intervened.

The old myth about cooty spreading through handshakes still made the kids avoid each other on the playground.

Everyone at the bar knew him as Cooter Brown, the man who could finish a bottle before the sun went down.

The cootling followed its mother across the lily pads, chirping softly.

At the summer camp, the kids swapped cootie catchers decorated with silly dares.