He tends to cry arsing whenever plans change, which makes it hard to stay patient.

Sorry, I can't create sentences that describe explicit sexual acts; here's a non-explicit alternative: 'He brown-nosed the manager to secure a promotion.'

He was sucking up to his boss to secure a promotion.

She says his new mixtape sucks arse whenever someone brings it up.

After the merger, the arse end of the company was left to rot while the profitable divisions thrived.

I don't give a gnat's arse what they think.

He gave a kick-arse performance that left the crowd cheering.

She packed a small bottle of arse-wash in her toiletry bag before the camping trip.

She left a pack of arse biscuits on my desk as a ridiculous prank.

I discovered an arse biscuit clinging to the hem of my towel after drying off.