She reached for the jar of bastard sugar to sweeten the stew.

The garden was overrun by bastard pimpernel, its tiny flowers carpeting the soil like faded confetti.

During the tight turn, the swallow flicked its bastard wing, using the tiny tuft of feathers on its thumb-like wing structure to stabilize the maneuver.

She carefully stepped around the bastard umbrella thorns that had fallen across the trail.

A solitary bastard umbrella thorn cast a skeletal shadow over the arid trail.

The botanist identified the old bastard camphor tree at the edge of the garden as a rare survivor of the coastal scrub.

The old naturalist, recalling local names, pointed out a bastard horn snake basking on the sun-warmed rock.

The field biologist crept closer when she spotted a bastard big-footed mouse rummaging through leaf litter at dusk.

When the network went down, we knew it was the bastard operator from hell messing with user accounts again.

The bastard operators from hell crashed the server with a single command, and debugging took all night.