When the band announced a surprise guest, everyone and his mother showed up to the tiny club.

As the ambassador bowed, His Britannic Majesty accepted the credentials with a steady nod.

When the concert was announced, everyone and his cousin tried to buy tickets within minutes.

When the new pizza place opened, everybody and his brother showed up to try it.

At the festival, everyone and his grandma showed up to try the new street food.

At the summer fair, everybody and his grandma seemed to be selling homemade jams.

For the summer fair, everyone and his dog showed up to buy handmade crafts.

When the band released the new single, everybody and his dog seemed to be sharing it on social media.

At the live show, the drummer opened the hi-hat slightly to create a looser, sizzle-filled groove.

They foiled a hi-jack attempt at the airport.