dildo

I take back cars from dildos who don't pay their bills. Cool huh?

Call ghost hunters? Those fuckers will show up with gas powered dildos and burn the woods down.

The commonest and most conspicuous of the cacti is the "dildoe" (Cereus Swartzii), a columnar form growing to as much as 20 feet in height, a plant the gross physiology of which is probably very similar to that of the sahuaro (Camegiea gigantea).