cross-dresser

Tedd: "Between seeing me, knowing my name, and hearing two guys arguing about skirts, he's going to be able to figure out that it was me who answered the door! He's going to know I was transformed!"Susan: "I think you give him too much credit. He's a foolish tool of the establishment; there's no way he'll reach that sort of conclusion."Tedd: "Ah, yes, and the 'Tedd's a cross-dresser' conclusion is so much more of a desirable alternative!"