someone who has poor aim and misses even easy opportunities, particularly in sports

(US, of raining, pissing, etc) Heavily, copiously, with a great deluge.

Alternative form of in two shakes

(obsolete) Alternative form of until the cows come home.

(Ireland) Near enough is not good enough.

(US, of rain or other liquid falling, vulgar) Heavily; copiously (and often loudly).

Synonym of you never miss the water till the well runs dry

Do not expect somebody to make a costly commitment if it will give them nothing they do not already have; used especially as a warning against having sexual intercourse before marriage.

plural of Cowser

A surname from Old French.