After the all-night bender, he prayed to the porcelain god in the alley behind the bar.

When I hesitated before launching my campaign, my mentor warned me bluntly, 'God hates a coward,' meaning those who act out of cowardice or who are overly cautious are less likely to succeed.

God bless the mark, that's the last time I'll trust a map drawn by pirates.

After three shots of tequila, she worshipped the porcelain god behind the nightclub.

After one too many beers, he found himself worshiping the porcelain god in the dim bathroom.

Every time he drinks too much, he worships the porcelain god alone in the bathroom.

After drinking too much at the party, he worshiped the porcelain god behind the dumpster.

After drinking too much at the party, he spent the morning worshipping the porcelain god in the tiny bathroom.

God save the mark, if he thinks that outfit is fashionable, he's lost his mind.

Sometimes I wonder why God invented alarm clocks that make you more tired instead of waking you up refreshed.