By the end of the night, Tom was drunk as a fiddler and had to be helped home.

By the end of the night he was drunk as a wheelbarrow, wobbling down the street.

After the wedding reception, he stumbled home drunk as a piper.

He walked into the kitchen drunk as an owl and slurred his words to everyone.

After the wedding reception, Tom walked home drunk as a sow.

By midnight he was dead drunk and asleep on the living room couch.

After the pub crawl, Mark stumbled home drunk as a cunt, mumbling to himself.

After the wedding reception, Jeremy staggered out of the hall, whistle-drunk and singing sea shanties at the top of his lungs.

At midnight the group staggered home, one of them roaring drunk and singing at the top of his lungs.

He showed up at the family dinner sloppy drunk, mumbling apologies between bites.