You bust in the house, another bitch’s mouth is suckin on your man's dick What do you do: think straight? Or do you run to the back, Open the trunk to the nickel-plate 38? “Wait wait, baby, please!” That's the shit he's coppin when he’s down on both his knees

Nee way man! ― No way

Discouraged, the defendant switched to flawless English, and then went on to another expedient, advising that what he had been charged with doing was in fact the work of Satan; who of course was not subpoenable by the prosecutor.

February 4, 2016, “Comparative Experimental Infection Study in Dogs with Ehrlichia canis, E . chaffeensis, Anaplasma platys and A . phagocytophilum”, in PLOS ONE, DOI:10.1371/journal.pone.0148239: