coastguardswoman

The coast guardsman was a coast guardswoman. Or may I should say coast guardsperson.[…]Re-evaluated from the perspective that she was a Coast Guard Woman, C.S. McLeod could be rated cute, even pretty, possibly beautiful, but that would be going too far before I had more data.[…]I said something nasty about a teeenage punk coast guard rating from out of the hills couldn’t hide the fact that her ancestors were Irish too an’ they probably came over after Culoden Moor an’ left the true church.

1998, Andrew M. Greeley, The Bishop and the Three Kings, New York, N.Y.: Berkley Books, →ISBN, pages 15–18:

The coastguardsman was a coastguardswoman. Or maybe I should say coastguardsperson.[…]Reevaluated from the perspective that she was a coastguardswoman, C. L. McCloud could be rated cute, even pretty, possibly beautiful, but that would be going too far before I had more data.[…]I said something nasty about how a teenage punk coastguardswoman from out of the hills couldn’t hide the fact that her ancestors were Irish, too, an’ they probably came over after Culloden Moor an’ left the true church.