The meeting was ruined by a few smart asses who kept interrupting with jokes.

The fat-asses at the office kept hogging the snacks and making a mess in the break room.

The seminar on decision theory joked that the students behaved like Buridan's asses when confronted with two equally appealing options.

During our desert trek, we were thrilled to spot a herd of wild asses grazing near the dry riverbed.

The farmer led the he-asses to the pasture at dawn.

At the annual Feast of Asses, villagers donned motley and mockingly paraded a makeshift bishop through the streets.

Medieval chronicles mention several Feasts of Asses that blended piety with playful parody.

He turned in a quarter-assed report that barely covered the basics.

The children giggled as the cats' asses slipped through the cat flap one after another.

The art student named the exhibit 'cat's asses' as a provocative statement about domesticity and humor.