When I visited my grandmother, my paternal half aunt showed me old family photographs.

At the family reunion, my paternal half aunts shared stories about our grandfather.

My maternal half aunt taught me how to bake her signature cheesecake.

Every summer, my maternal half aunts invite me to their seaside cottage to teach me family recipes.

Follow the recipe, simmer for 30 minutes, and Bob's your uncle, Fanny's your aunt — dinner is served.

When teaching students arithmetic, I say please excuse my dear Aunt Sally to help them remember the order of operations.

When my friends started debating how things could have gone differently, I told them, 'if my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle.'

When we argue about absurd hypotheticals, he just says, if my uncle had tits, he'd be my aunt.

Her auntly advice always arrived with a thermos of soup and a gentle smile.

She smiled auntly and offered him her best advice.