After the strange storm, we found atomic buffalo turds scattered around the campsite.

Don't invite that turdball to the party—he'll cause trouble and insult everyone.

The gardener blamed the stray dogs for the strange turdlets scattered across the lawn.

I almost stepped on a turdlet in the grass this morning.

Nobody wanted to carpool with Mark after he kept interrupting meetings and proved himself to be a turdlicker.

During the ecological survey, the team recorded the presence of several turdids in the wetland.

During the spring migration, a turdid perched on the orchard fence and watched the fog lift.

I found a box of turdballs behind the shed and didn't know how to dispose of them.

The villagers called the noisy band of turdlickers by the river a nuisance.

After cleaning the backyard, the dog owner was proud to have a turdless lawn.