And there’s the Lenten lily That has not long to stay And dies on Easter day.

Talkin' 'bout your flipchild, he buckwild; talkin' 'bout your stepchild, he buckwild.

The rout started after four minutes when Chelsea were caught napping by Kevin De Bruyne's quick free-kick which left Raheem Sterling to fire in at the far post before Aguero, who had already missed an open goal, curled a magnificent right-foot finish past the stretching Kepa Arrizabalaga from 25 yards.

I've shanked across the Old Man Plain, after busting up a cheque, And whipped the cat once more again, though I haven't met it yet.