A tribe subjected by a stronger one often feels that its own gods are weaker, and so they are discredited, and that those of its conquerors are mighty and so they prevail. Occasionally vistors seem to cherish rancor against the religion of their victims, and hence many devils are really exgods, thus degraded.

Tonight I want to have an unpleasant talk with you about a problem unprecedented in our history. With the exception of preventing war, this is the greatest challenge our country will face during our lifetimes. The energy crisis has not yet overwhelmed us, but it will if we do not act quickly.

The great rhinoceros, which had been from its earliest days a conspicuous object in the elephant house, has at last succumbed to the scythe bearer, or whoever the rhinoceral typical representative of death may be.

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