“You are piss funny, Caolan O'Donnell, you really are.”

(The original, ancestral pink slip parties date to 1910, but became known to modern-day workers in the late 1990s, when downsized tech sector employees got together to dot-commiserate.)

As I was walking down the street last night A pretty little girl came into sight I bowed and smiled and asked her name She said, Hold it bud, I don't play that game I reached in my pocket, and to her big surprise There was Lincoln staring her dead in the eyes.

I lent my topee to Camarião, who looked extremely odd in it.