I say it is south, for the country is more deserted there." And I say east, said my patient. I am for west, remarked the plain-clothes man. […] And I am for north, said I […] Come, cried the Inspector, laughing, it's a very pretty diversity of opinion. We have boxed the compass among us.

What we are observing in this sedan square-off is the cumulative effect of modern design technology on the family sedan.

I let the cats out because they couldn't be arsed going through the cat flap. They were just sitting in front of the cat flap and yowling.

Heaven knows what Elfin Safety would say.