WTFery

So. I am ignoring the WTFery of my Mum and Kym's Mum and Sasha's parents and Naima's Dad (omg where did she get all these people's phone numbers from?) sitting around in our living room eating poncy nibbles from the deli by her office that she NEVER buys things from, because it is tiny-small compared to the WTFery of the rest of it.