After one too many beers, he found himself worshiping the porcelain god in the dim bathroom.

After drinking too much at the party, he worshiped the porcelain god behind the dumpster.

After drinking too much at the party, he spent the morning worshipping the porcelain god in the tiny bathroom.

After three shots of tequila, she worshipped the porcelain god behind the nightclub.

Every time he drinks too much, he worships the porcelain god alone in the bathroom.

He had to point Percy at the porcelain behind the pub after three pints.

After a bout of bad seafood, he spent the night driving the porcelain bus.

She had driven the porcelain bus before sunrise, feeling as if she were steering something too fragile for the road.

Whenever he drinks too much, he drives the porcelain bus.

After the charity 5K and three extra energy drinks, Jenna drove the porcelain bus behind the festival tent.