After three rounds of cheap tequila, Jenna had to worship the porcelain god behind the bar.

After three shots of tequila, she worshipped the porcelain god behind the nightclub.

After one too many beers, he found himself worshiping the porcelain god in the dim bathroom.

Every time he drinks too much, he worships the porcelain god alone in the bathroom.

After drinking too much at the party, he worshiped the porcelain god behind the dumpster.

After drinking too much at the party, he spent the morning worshipping the porcelain god in the tiny bathroom.