Many years I attended a BDSM conference where a well-known and respected BDSM master presented a demonstration of fireplay as part of the planned programme.

Plesse us awle, why does that sentilman make such unders and mazements at her, I know her not.

'Australian Rules draws bigger crowds in Melbourne than Rugby in Sydney.' 'What?' Sydney Sam would say, 'that's not football, mate, it's aerial ping-pong.'

First of all , I should inform you that a lot of Vilmanians have already defected.