We went to the funeral. The religious service was nice until the widow broke down in tears.

This is another example where climate-speak removes itself from common parlance and common sense.

Oedipus is actorlike in his taking upon himself words and deeds on the behalf of other characters.

Don't point with your index finger, either: use “the Disney point,” a reassuring two-fingered gesture (index plus middle finger, if you're wondering).