Despite all the media coverage around antisocial behaviour, knife crime and young people, we have actually seen a sharp decline in the overall number of recorded crimes committed by children.

The Betoota Advocate (en) Betoota-isms, Pan Macmillan Australia, →ISBN: “Items such as the Bachelor’s Handbag, for example. To the casual observer, it’s just a roast chick in a plastic bag from a supermarket. In our town, it’s an accessory. A status symbol.”

The feel-good petition was only supported by cucks.

Asa is in the recording studio, sipping diamond water and laying down some “post-trip-hop galactical Persian vibes”.