Starbucks started the war on laptop hobos (you know who you are, essay/screenplay/blog writers) who camp for the free Wi-Fi, nurse a single coffee for hours and take up valuable real estate.

Take this pile of shit back where you bought it and get your money back.

This computer has two processors, but only one keyboard.

Very few and no females survived to spinetoram and spinosad exposure, respectively (see the results section).