Self-employment lacks the security of working for a big company, but at least the only idiot boss you will meet is yourself.

You are a brimstone pig. You're a head of swine!

Spillow is best. Spillow the drinkin' & gal-chasin' pair. They won't put Willow with a man romantically, I promise you that.

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