Someone needs to get these naive kids up to speed on what goes on in the real world. I spoon-fed him some more sugar. And it sounds like you're just the man to do it.
Maybe I am. Maybe I am at that.
He that forgets not how Antiquity named this the Conjugall or wedding number, and made it the Embleme of the most remarkable conjunction, will conceive it duely appliable unto this handsome Oeconomy, and vegetable combination ….
We then computed a keyboard distance between any two given keys
based on the minimum number of adjacent keys that the finger
must travel over to reach one from the other assuming a QWERTY
keyboard layout. For example the keyboard distance for the {a,s}
pair is 1 and {a,c} is 3 (based on the path a→s→d→c) by this
definition.
a raven pitch'd upon him, and there sate, jobbing of the sore
