The young couple thought of the small town they chose to live in as Mayberry, especially because of its low crime rate and excellent schools.

[…] the one doubt in the public mind as to parliamentary government, the one cause which is so visibly alarming to the “philosophers” who influence the masses, is the excessive, sometimes the intolerable, lumberingness of its action.

OPEN THROUGH THE SUMMER: We are on the 3rd Saturday of the month, remain at the same venue, at the same price, at the same times and always give you a massive night out to remember (unless you've drunk too much bargain University booze!).

Good now, some excellent fortune! Let mee be married to three Kings in a forenoone, and Widdow them[…]