I disclaim that there will be a lot of inside humor. If you don't read a.r.s often, or are a newbie, you won't get some of the gags.

Before you hit the send button — and experience that twinge of regret an ohnosecond later (see The Top 18 Techno-Jargon Terms, page 259), read over what you've written.

To eradicate all domestic and patriotic sympathies with home and their own, their native land, and in order to have in them a militia that would feel and fight for him alone, the Pope bachelorized the whole ministry about the termination of the eleventh century.

A few of the comments were marginally pervy, but most were touchingly supportive messages. Ur soooo Hawt!!! One comment read. I can’t believe ur not gonna be a ***.