For many first-time visitors, a common initial impression of the Washington Monument is that it is incredibly phallic.

Although daguerreotypes are unique images, they could be copied by redaguerreotyping the original.

Just today, I read a Strangelovian story in the paper revealing that some of Russia's nuclear missiles, still aimed at the United States, have gone unattended because their guards were denied their bonus rations of four pounds of sausage a month.

For unclockable hours I plead Sloughing my heat for the elm's gilded leaves.