‘Budge up, yeh great lump,’ said the stranger.

You can lightly massage his perineum (taint, bonch, grundle, nifkin, whatever it is you kids call it these days), or you can snap on a latex (or nitrile if either of you are allergic to latex) glove and go about two inches in and feel around for something the size of a walnut, and massage gently.

I've bought a new disk utility that can recover deleted files.

Then again, I knew that shareholder democracy meant only that I should vote with my feet if I didn't like what management was doing.