After the seafood buffet, Mark clutched the porcelain god and stumbled toward the bathroom.

After a night of drinking, he apologized to the porcelain gods again, promising to change his ways.

After one too many shots, Jenna had to pray to the porcelain god in the restroom.

After three rounds of cheap tequila, Jenna had to worship the porcelain god behind the bar.

After two too many drinks, she was praying to the porcelain god in the bathroom.

After the company party, he prays to the porcelain god behind the bar.

After the all-night bender, he prayed to the porcelain god in the alley behind the bar.

After three shots of tequila, she worshipped the porcelain god behind the nightclub.

After one too many beers, he found himself worshiping the porcelain god in the dim bathroom.

Every time he drinks too much, he worships the porcelain god alone in the bathroom.